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Let me see if I got all of this: Homer, Moe, Apu, and Principal Skinner become volunteer firefighters ...because the regular fire department is pretty much in traction ...thanks to Homer crashing into the firehouse, spilling the chili, and sounding the fire bell, causing the firemen to slip on it and get mauled by their dalmatians ...which he did when he woke up in his car while sleep-driving ...which was caused by his sleeping pills ...which he took because of the constant squeaking noise made by Maggie sucking on her squeak toy at night ...which she does because Homer couldn't get the right brand of pacifier ...to keep Maggie from pretty much tearing the house down ...after Marge read in a magazine that babies who depend too much on their pacifiers don't turn out well in life ...but when the free stuff they get out of gratitude stops, well, let's just say that there's a lot of, er, "fire-damaged" goods they take care of